The most gracious Karolina Grekov scripted the nights activities for us all to revel in on future occasions. Here they are:
Greetings,
As per usual, the following is a retrospective look at the finest nite of the week:
The evening started off with a surprise as the classiest and most revered gentleman of Hickman joined us for the first time this semester. I of course am talking about none other than Jon Creech. Or as he is known among his colleagues: B-SOY (if you have to ask, you're just not classy enough). It is integral to note here that one of the founding fathers of "classy nite" -David Macias failed to make an appearance Tuesday evening. As a result of his abandonment of not only the group but, of his wife-to-be (or as the French would say; fiancé), Sir David has fallen in both social status and in respect amongst his peers. On a brighter note, a highlight of the evening came from Karolina Grekov who classed the nite up as usual by bringing 12 of the most eligible bachelors of the Jewish Community with her that evening. A small scuffle took place as both she and lady Tiffy Mac battled over the same bachelor (Ethan), but it was soon settled over a hot cup of mate tea. David Moore and Johnny Hodgson stayed true to theme for the evening in attire reminiscent of the French Revolution (vivre la France!), while Anisha Mathi played it coy in a slinky little blue number, sassy leopard jacket and sex and the city-esque heels. Meow! Megan Sutherland and Jessica Weaver held themselves with the highest airs in a discussion of art, while Krystin, unsure of her role away from David attempted to, once again, spoon with Karolina.
Stay classy, Collegedale!
Have your pets spayed and neutered.
Yours Truly,
-Karolina
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