Dearest Persons of Nobility reading our blog,
Tonight caps our highly anticipated and overwhelmingly successful classy night wine tasting extravaganza. I would like to personally thank all my fellow aristocrats for participating by bringing their wine cellars best to share with our fine tuned taste buds. Tonight was indeed more than just a mere social outing but a full body experience, and for some of us who danced it was an out of body experience. It is as if we were lifted up on a wine tasting tour of the world, first traveling to the balanced and aromatic terroirs of southern France where we were drawn up to the outer reaches of satisfaction with the luscious and clean Cabernet Sauvignon. Next came the rich and buttery Chardonnay, which could have easily been confused for a Pinot Blanc if not for the label on the bottle. Our next destination were the valleys of western Austria where the dry Gewurztraminer tickled our tonsils with aromas of roses, passion fruit and Munster cheese. On our way back down to reality we couldn't help but stop by the Village Market for a good sparkling ginger drink (real classy Johnny).
But can we really blame Johnny for his unfamiliarity with the finer wines of life. He has had a busy day full of laughter, love, and dare I say a little bit of Anisha as well... The passions of young love might taste light and lively to Johnny and Anisha, but just as with wine, it is with age that one's lips find true delight in the tastes of zestful canoodling - isn't that right Krystin... But nonetheless, congratulations to the both of you, and don't forget - practice makes perfect! The definite surprise of the night belongs to Jonathan Sackett, who decided to show his face after a long sabbatical in his dorm room. We accept you back into our circle Jonathan, but we demand an explanation! Our newest member, Lis Ruhling was faithful to her word and honored us with her presence by accompanying Sir Matthew Hartman to tonights festivities. She is definitely on the right track to becoming a full fledged member of the upper class. Jessica, Deanna and Megan made a fine trio, filling the room with fine laughter and lots of class. I especially commend Megan for finally showing her true class and dressing up for the occasion. Of course all we could hear from Jessica was her weekend of revelry with that bonny lad of hers Michael. I fear that the impending threat of increasing urbanization might remove any place for them to share their intimate moments. We can only hope... Much honor and recognition belongs to Duke Kevin Detlor this evening. Although his clothes were by no means up to par, his classy composure and excellent table conversations made up for his insufficiencies. We will be able to mold him into the aristocrat that he is capable of on the inside. It is only a matter of unleashing the tiger within. Meow!
As always, we have a bit of attendance issues to deal with presently. My lightest sentence would fall upon Miss Beth Hartman, who did attend in late fashion but was dressed to give us our monthly wellness exams. Practical yes, but classy, probably not. Karolina was not in attendance this evening, but I was informed that she is currently boar hunting in the West Indies with some acquaintances of hers. May her spears be swift in striking the horrid beasts. And our long anticipated Judas award for excellence in betrayal goes to Tiffany. She was in a tight race with Jon Creech, but since she is a regular her brash treatment of our trust is nothing less than offensive. Her only excuse was that she didn't have one. What an unstable personality she is turning out to be. One week she has changed her race, the other she is lively and then she is absent.
It is time to say goodbye my fellow fellows in classiness. I simply can not wait until next week. Since the whole classy outing to the museum fell through we should schedule a classy movie night filled with much popcorn, table games and of course Arnold Schwarzenegger's movie Junior! Please comment on this post if you are interested and we will make it happen.
As always, we thank our gracious host David Moore for opening up his residence for us to trash. You are much appreciated.
Over and out all you classy people out there in Collegedale and beyond.
May you always increase in classiness.
Sweet Whisper of Love,
-David Macias
lets try for a field trip again- and have classy movie night at my place. .....except, lets maybe leave Arnold to the Californians.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, Tiff and Karolina- You can keep him!
I would only like to say that my absence was due to the fact that i had an atrocious sickness...possibly the measles of the mumps. I except the Judas award to be revoked and bestown upon one who is much more deserving....possibly jon or jonathan....i've noticed a trend with the jon's...there is something to be said about that.
ReplyDeleteAnd as to Anisha....we will be happy to keep arnold to ourselves.